So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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