hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You Will Never Meet Anyone More Annoying Than These 23 People
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
These 23 People Prove You Don’t Have To Be A 10 To Be Good In Bed
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back