I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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