I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Let's get the cat blown out
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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