Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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