Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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