yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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