i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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