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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass

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  what???

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  AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday

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• (786): View more from Florida

  Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.

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