I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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