I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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