3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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