im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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