Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize