Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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