And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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