I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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