Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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