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• (347): View more from New York

  apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP

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• (805): View more from California

  found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...

  (410): View more from Maryland

  I didn't know

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  You had me at "let me see your balls"

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