I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times