he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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