p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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