there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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