She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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