everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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