Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.