Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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