i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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