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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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