Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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