sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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