I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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