Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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