I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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