haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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