We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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