CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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