So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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