THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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