where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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