everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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