Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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