I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
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i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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