My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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