Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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