One girl and one boy is just not enough.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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