my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
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I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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