Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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