giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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