No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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