Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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