You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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