It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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