Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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