I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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