You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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